Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of welcoming foreigners has been perpetrated by young single mothers.

The Mail can reveal that young single mothers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium said of the young single mothers, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".