I’m not racist but surely allowing louts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that louts aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "Ban this sick filth".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.